Mother's Day Jokes

Jokes About Mother's Day. Welcome to our Mother's Day jokes website. Below, you will find an assortment of jokes about Mother's Day. It is always nice to include a bit of humor in personal Mother's Day cards you make for Mom's special day. They have been selected from the funniest jokes on the net. If you have any funny jokes about Mother's Day to contribute, please do so via the Email button above. I will give a "contributed by:" credit if you like. Sit back, relax, click and laugh away!

Jokes:

Good Bye Mother
A Mother's Dictionary
My Mother Taught Me About...
You Know You've Turned Into a Mom When...
Evolution of Mom
Things Mom Would Never Say
More Things My Mother Taught Me...
Mother's Advice to Daughter
The Stages Of Motherhood
Tommy's Mommy

Featured Joke:

The Stages Of Motherhood

Here is a light hearted presentation of what we all think about our moms, at different points of our lives. Don't get surprised because we all have the same tendency towards our mothers!

4 Years Of Age - My Mommy can do anything;
8 Years Of Age - My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot
12 Years Of Age -My Mother doesn't really know quite everything.
14 Years Of Age -Naturally, Mother doesn't know that, either
16 Years Of Age -Mother? She's hopelessly old-fashioned
18 Years Of Age -That old woman? She's way out of date
25 Years Of Age -Well, she might know a little bit about it
35 Years Of Age -Before we decide, let's get Mom's opinion
45 Years Of Age -Wonder what Mom would have thought about it
65 Years Of Age -Wish, I could talk it over with Mom